|Leader||CEO John Bigmine|
|Faith||Order of the Money|
|Currency||OSU Snowflakes ₴❄️|
The Gray Corporate State of Ka Ching is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by CEO John Bigmine with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.746 billion Ka Chingians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern Liloy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Ka Chingian economy, worth 630 trillion OSU Snowflakes ₴❄️s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 229,475 OSU Snowflakes ₴❄️s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,002,422 per year while the poor average 4,059, a ratio of 493 to 1.
Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Ka Chingian pirates, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, and nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ka Ching's national animal is the Green Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Order of the Money.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Ka Chingian pirates.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, CEO John Bigmine has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, Ka Chingian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about CEO John Bigmine.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
- : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
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