The Young Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Monsieur Practice with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.84 billion Kachikawawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalingling. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kachikawawan economy, worth 187 trillion Guardivaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 101,734 Guardivaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kachikawawa's national animal is the snoring hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is y'all need Jesus.

Kachikawawa is ranked 237,915^th in the world and 929^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -15.3 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.