Population | 8.159 billion |
Capital | Pagalingling |
Leader | Monsieur Practice |
Faith | y'all need Jesus |
Currency | Guardivari |
Animal | snoring hummingbird |
The Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Monsieur Practice with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.159 billion Kachikawawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalingling. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kachikawawan economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion Guardivaris a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,803 Guardivaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kachikawawa's national animal is the snoring hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is y'all need Jesus.
Kachikawawa is ranked 10,571st in the world and 179th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 116 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kachikawawa was endorsed by The Community of Manneo Varo.
- : Kachikawawa was endorsed by The Free Union of Zeklandia.
- : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
- : Kachikawawa was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Kachikawawa was endorsed by The Staatenverbund of Greater Theowherveld.
- : Kachikawawa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
- : Kachikawawa was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 25 » Free Land of Rebellium, Grimmywelsh, Faradova, Dustwind, Milanisca, Macrasetia, Wischland, Aquachromia, Alski, Evertopia, Ilfarasia, Astrobolt, Republic of Libriano, DetroitSmash, The Galactic American Imperium, United States of Island land, Greater Sus, Greater Granskiye, Killettland, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Slaytania, Greater Theowherveld, Zeklandia, and Manneo Varo.