by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 807thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,162ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,462nd
The Young Prodigious Musician of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Slowly, though not quite surely
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.84 billion

LeaderMonsieur Practice
Faithy'all need Jesus

Animalsnoring hummingbird

The Young Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Monsieur Practice with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.84 billion Kachikawawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalingling. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kachikawawan economy, worth 187 trillion Guardivaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 101,734 Guardivaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kachikawawa's national animal is the snoring hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is y'all need Jesus.

Kachikawawa is ranked 237,915th in the world and 929th in 10000 Islands for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -15.3 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Influential: 807thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,162ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,462ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,889thSafest: 4,219thMost Pacifist: 6,020thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,859thBest Weather: 8,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,143rdNicest Citizens: 8,647thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,981stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,017thMost Inclusive: 11,384thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,595thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,001stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 12,648thMost Cultured: 14,691stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,799thHealthiest Citizens: 15,033rdMost Secular: 15,198thLowest Crime Rates: 15,649thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,791stMost Developed: 16,525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,040thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,101stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,410thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,520thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,135thLargest Governments: 20,318thSmartest Citizens: 21,977th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionMost Average: 67th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 71st in the regionMost Influential: 77th in the regionSafest: 81st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 183 » Vivolkha, Wysrod, Solsevara, Valentian Elysium, The Republic of Osea, The Soylent Green Party, Johnne Green, Better Indonesia, Gewisse, Tzo, Creeptopia, Northern African Sahara, Ignis Cinere, Northern Nivaria, Old Atlantica, Point Comfort Colony, Namakan, Kaltovar, Colonel Terrosit, Ascended Union, Evertopia, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Mastodonia, Chip Skylark, QuazaFire, City of Saint Nicolas, Dustwind, Anisopterra, Eppur, The unidet Of life, Marroc, A R V E R N A, Galimania, Anollasia, Drewish, Palman, Airday, Lacuna, Eist, Novegia, Lower Phlebacite, Zeganas, Vill Send, Seantonia, Creightland, Amabanana, Vragar, Nanase Army, Juiulia, Republic of Libriano, and 133 others.Medetas, Islands of Czechia, Son Weslana, Asakraka, Aurorastar, Sedek-Cantus, Sawhirius, Isentran, Yakkandiania, West Longobardia, Liberdon, Gal Cradia, Zopciria, Nuremburgia, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, PYT, Iontan, Stroulia, Danyl, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, The African Emirates, Arctic Coalition, The Snake Brotherhood, St Lennys Island, Pianaville, Skamor, Voldwinashunst, Hunism, Magtonia, Ishkabibber, Alaxia, Kyrizstanislav, Kierekiko, Bradmarkers, Pardul, ShadowVoltia, Prairiesora, The Parandeam, Zyrcrestia, Zulcanmaral, Zeklandia, Tangora, Grungerock, Maalemzya, Mystaaria, Free Booze, Solarampa, Net-topia, New Terrasol, Zachais, Keswickholt, Manurajya, Adrinian, Marxist Germany, Makykay, Free Fremovanja, Cowkaine, Greenmont Federation, Ilfarasia, Kalldunn, Georce, Peacecock, Ner Epiand, Seranis, Chiseka, Nea Komnenia, Mauryana, Hohenzollern-Habsburg, Waitiki, United States of Island land, Testa, Karlando, Ultimate Wakanda, New Non, Shiratrosihy, Pugopolus, Tharalian Union, Clialaad, DetroitSmash, Megistos, Maconshinbernititte, Ali Faridi, Ardelenia, Slaughter Machine, Carthegia, Sainte Marie du Mont, Pallas Athenaie, Batona, Noohlya, Onfande, Fort Langlea, Aqoarith, The Galactic American Imperium, Terra Royaume, Holma, The Fortem, S Mova Derat, Carindell, Greater Puptioneberadon, Mat She, Krystalveil, Lisokyo, The Assembly of Awesomeness, Tausend Seen, Wischland, Tierra de Platanos, The Indian Royalty, Thingvelir, Tapperhed, Capea, Oppressthemville, Silvedania, Saint Islaw Wra, Yellowjacket, Alemputo, Valtavi, Geolapo, Countesia, Fedoir Republic, Poliannum, Monte Claro, Ferthuj, El Rio De Juan, Donnee, Moscovietsao, Antarctic Empire, Graemania, Sugandeezia, WRNDM, Lucalas, Ikaoxc, Osito Libre, and Dorab.

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