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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,044thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,422ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,560th
The Azure Space Sultanate of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
So long as the Sun rises, Kafair shall live on!
His Azure Majesty Sultan Ori al-Karim
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kafair

Population1.893 billion

CapitalNew Jerusalem
LeaderHis Azure Majesty Sultan Ori al-Karim
FaithThe Temple of the Sun and Moons

CurrencyInti
AnimalSun Eagle

The Azure Space Sultanate of Kafair is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by His Azure Majesty Sultan Ori al-Karim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.893 billion Kafairans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kafairian economy, worth 393 trillion Intis a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 207,882 Intis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 657,040 per year while the poor average 50,218, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafair's national animal is the Sun Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Temple of the Sun and Moons.

Kafair is ranked 2,074th in the world and 6th in Azure Watester Federation for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 66.79 Bank.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,044thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,422ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,560thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,904thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,074thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,396thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,604thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,097thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,652ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,808thLargest Black Market: 3,861stMost Influential: 3,971stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,445thHighest Average Incomes: 5,566thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,231stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,123rdMost Devout: 7,655thLowest Crime Rates: 8,603rdTop
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Most Developed: 11,757thLargest Governments: 11,825thMost Efficient Economies: 12,020thLargest Mining Sector: 12,835thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,987thMost Authoritarian: 15,381stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,723rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,787th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kafair published "Awards and Commendations of the Kafairian Nation" (Factbook: Culture).
  • : Kafair lodged a message on the Azure Watester Federation Regional Message Board.
  • : Kafair lodged a message on the Azure Watester Federation Regional Message Board.
  • : Kafair voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Limitation of Inhumane Weaponry".
  • : Kafair voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Arconian Empire".
  • : Kafair was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafair, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.

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