by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,008thMost Influential: 2,564thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,421st
The United States of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Unity is strength
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.621 billion

CapitalMarkhor Royal City


The United States of Kafeine is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by salamein with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.621 billion Kafeineans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markhor Royal City. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kafeinean economy, worth 198 trillion niquels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 122,548 niquels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, only adults may purchase violent video games, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafeine's national animal is the Markhor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kafeine is ranked 151,470th in the world and 4,733rd in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.51 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,008thTop
Most Influential: 2,564thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,421stMost Armed: 6,820thMost Secular: 7,855thMost Developed: 11,781stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,699thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,299thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,429thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,819thMost Efficient Economies: 13,943rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,473rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,787thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,404thLowest Crime Rates: 15,857thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,240thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,284thBest Weather: 16,435thLargest Governments: 16,546thMost Inclusive: 16,640thHealthiest Citizens: 16,956thSmartest Citizens: 17,203rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,911thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,104thMost Cultured: 18,335thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,463rdLargest Retail Industry: 18,583rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,729thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,258thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,263rdHighest Average Incomes: 22,428thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,164th
Most Armed: 180th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Secular: 265th in the regionMost Influential: 308th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 356th in the regionMost Developed: 364th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 389th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 400th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 437th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 451st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 454th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 461st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 461st in the regionLargest Governments: 475th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 477th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 485th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 504th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 509th in the regionMost Cultured: 530th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 530th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 545th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 575th in the regionBest Weather: 576th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 585th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 593rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 596th in the regionMost Inclusive: 596th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 660th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 681st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 689th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 694th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 707th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 775th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kafeine was endorsed by The Republic of United States of Belvaria.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Kafeine endorsed The Democratic States of Anatasha.
  • : Kafeine was endorsed by The Democratic States of Anatasha.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.
  • : Following new legislation in Kafeine, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Kafeine endorsed The Dominion of New Sanet.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 113 » Aidenfieeld, Brunier, Tepertopia, Corgitopiaa, The Worst army of, Yeldarbsland, Qvait, Amerion, New Briantown, PenguinPies, Volaworand, Bleakfoot, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, House Ahsanul, Midand, Farengeto, Hanguk-Nippon, Nowa Europa, Darakin, Ebonhand, Andinla, Erinor, Linden Oak, Concrete Slab, Aumeltopia, Kandorith, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Phanama, Auphelia, Jehenna, Tsunamy, Bartonia Nova, Purple Hyacinth, Terran Draconia, Rebel-topia, Tsvetania, Marinho Islands, Sedunn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Vanbella, West Pastafaria, Apartment 11F, Yellunstryer, WI SD EA D, Belschaft, Bawkie, Sandaoguo, Eskvenn, Beepee, and 63 others.Los Rodeos, The Imperial Frost Federation, FreeFishers, Roterdamia, Treir, Blondiesland, Synarion, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Wakandan Tribes, Holota, Scu Greinne, Truskawkoland, Lionstrapower, Farelonia, Qawe, The Altan, Seythennia, Doge Land, Yeses, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Margila Islands, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, LadyRebels, Cuuldere, NIGHTRAY, Libedistan, Westenhald, Ceutalia, Ipugao, Enplatia, Ralphburg, Tughampton, Gonrati, Noimosini, The United Australian States, Populaa, Alambar, Herbert Island, Freedoom, The Stickmin Empire, Kaoia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, JavaSiege, Rhetiaa, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Green Sofia, Galebland, Danily, Esfalsa, Vicken, Nyxonia, Holy Free, The Kies, Linguiniland, Paganan, The American Anarchist Empire, New Sanet, Anatasha, and United States of Belvaria.

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