|Capital||Markhor Royal City|
The United States of Kafeine is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by salamein with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.621 billion Kafeineans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markhor Royal City. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kafeinean economy, worth 198 trillion niquels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 122,548 niquels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, only adults may purchase violent video games, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafeine's national animal is the Markhor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kafeine was endorsed by The Republic of United States of Belvaria.
- : Following new legislation in Kafeine, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
- : Kafeine endorsed The Democratic States of Anatasha.
- : Kafeine was endorsed by The Democratic States of Anatasha.
- : Following new legislation in Kafeine, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
- : Following new legislation in Kafeine, only adults may purchase violent video games.
- : Following new legislation in Kafeine, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
- : Following new legislation in Kafeine, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.
- : Following new legislation in Kafeine, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Kafeine endorsed The Dominion of New Sanet.
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