by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th
The Kingdom of
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If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
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Population34.994 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 34.994 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 13,018 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 372,034 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, they who do not work shall not eat, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 3,265th in the world and 97th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 95.85 on the Human Development Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thNicest Citizens: 12thLongest Average Lifespans: 19thHealthiest Citizens: 20thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thMost Pacifist: 86thMost Rebellious Youth: 88thMost Beautiful Environments: 94thMost Efficient Economies: 146thLowest Crime Rates: 176thMost Inclusive: 214thHighest Economic Output: 230thLargest Publishing Industry: 237thHighest Poor Incomes: 242ndLargest Gambling Industry: 321stMost Cultured: 330thMost Corrupt Governments: 388thMost Stationary: 566thLargest Governments: 829thLargest Populations: 873rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 897thHighest Average Incomes: 959thMost Devout: 1,018thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,251stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,305thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,432ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,449thMost Influential: 1,557thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,951stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,105thMost Developed: 3,265thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,538thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,628thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,769thSmartest Citizens: 4,388thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,007thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,871stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,225thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,898thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,155thMost Income Equality: 20,609th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 38th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 60th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 74th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionMost Developed: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 104th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 199th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 243rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 372nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 532nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, a government program is underway to revitalize Kaigi's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Lord Blake's portrait.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, only adults may purchase violent video games.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 164 » Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Urimel, Elejamie, Brotherland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Norport, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Slui, Hobbesistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Akorial, Sansangra, Wiranath, Eagas, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Broengtopia, Someseni, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Soirwren, Dark Edgyness, Hizuru, British Calradia, United China Nation, Axdel, and 114 others.Unger under over, Kucia, Ridann, Neruch, Mer Dieu, Bullpups, Federated States of Zootron, The United Asian Republics, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, ArenaC, Kalaratri, The United Neo American Union, Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Abadong, Enlil, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Under Sea Desert, Liberstankonia, Matdor, Western Pakistan, Stanisiti, Vilit Umanstan, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Brethren, Interdimensional Waifus, Marrabuk, Stellar Colonies, Tawuse, Chubaka, Merlovich, Evrigenis, La xinga, Monix, Volkarai, Modra, Rainbow Vests, The Solar Ottomans, Dolielmarth, Zukchiva, Fellon, XK-Class, Trulu, Tretrid, Quartzland, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Antserso, Todd McCloud, Azureano, Wallenburg, Coruh, East Shire, Tassirion, Lingu, Distro-Spartica, Quinto Piano, Ripsylvania, Blobbo, Acronis, BuciLand, Vaskeden, United Dirtpile, Rohanland, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Virgoliaendorses, Barfleur, Peoples Republic of GG, Sokala, RealDealGG1, Roissyland, Aivintis, Khadah, Eudinity, Belora Gyles, Raunch, Jakubonia, Yossito II, Woodsind, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Puelo, Mays Austrian Nation, Oofery, Technocratic Tagalog, Tseriesiscoming, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, CheeseBurrito, La Floride, Greater New Cassandra, TM-Jesselton, Imprisoned Freeman, Flench, Layngderfleethe, Pastellene, Washingtonian Order, Filipopol, Calmarya, Quail Empire, Philville2, A mean old man, Iove, Halaethaed Commune, Santa Dystopia, Arcady-Asclepia, Chriona, and Survivoristan.

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