by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 9th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population36.796 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 36.796 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 14,298 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 388,595 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, royal babies are so on-point right now, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 130th in the world and 4th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 99.78 on the Human Development Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 9thNicest Citizens: 13thLongest Average Lifespans: 18thHealthiest Citizens: 18thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thMost Compassionate Citizens: 45thMost Beautiful Environments: 90thMost Pacifist: 101stMost Rebellious Youth: 104thMost Developed: 130thMost Efficient Economies: 141stLowest Crime Rates: 153rdLargest Publishing Industry: 183rdMost Inclusive: 202ndHighest Economic Output: 203rdMost Cultured: 265thHighest Poor Incomes: 315thLargest Gambling Industry: 363rdMost Corrupt Governments: 376thMost Stationary: 528thLargest Governments: 705thLargest Populations: 850thHighest Average Incomes: 875thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 983rdMost Devout: 1,371stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,522ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,527thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,564thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,587thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,805thMost Influential: 1,978thSmartest Citizens: 2,276thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,220thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,542ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,065thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,223rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,135thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,769thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 21,179th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 74th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 84th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 106th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 137th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 208th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 236th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 673rd in the regionNudest: 799th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Perehxekoinmipia of East Malaysia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Rogue Nation of Greater Lessville.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Greater Lessville.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, royal babies are so on-point right now.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 147 » Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Elejamie, Brotherland, New Leganes, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Hobbesistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Wiranath, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Soirwren, Hizuru, United China Nation, Axdel, Unger under over, Kucia, Ridann, Neruch, Bullpups, Federated States of Zootron, The United Asian Republics, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Pekweng, Pakitsk, Kalaratri, Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Enlil, Grossvietnam, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, and 97 others.Interdimensional Waifus, Marrabuk, Tawuse, Merlovich, La xinga, Volkarai, Rainbow Vests, The solar ottomans, Zukchiva, Fellon, Trulu, Tretrid, Freedomindia, Todd McCloud, Azureano, Tassirion, Lingu, Distro-Spartica, Ripsylvania, BuciLand, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, Barfleur, Roissyland, Khadah, Greater New Cassandra, Imprisoned Freeman, A mean old man, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Samaltak True, Kublam, Layngderfleethe, Republic of New India, Gunov, Tissandra, New Bobby, Oofery, Coruh, Sunsistan, Greater Frost, Dravida India, Nevertopia, Acronis, Wallenburg, FreedomIand, Ribanzi, Debluu, Zeiberland, Arunika, Cacnesia, Insolandie, Crucifer, Blobbo, From New World, CheeseBurrito, Dannemarie, Biingus, Rabarbarys, Empire of Dabiristan, Cellar Doors, Conqerica, THE V0ID, Zidium, Tofoon, Lorrana, Middle Pitburn, Eastern Alksearia, Wakeopolis, Johor DT, Konneticut, Blobon, Heatherspike, The Kulaata Islands, Technocratic Tagalog, Spiruvania, Lueva, Pirnovo, New Era states, Isahaak, Verdiente Heimatlander, North Bernia, Eagle Crest, Dermsie area, Cafe Hell, Sandboxford, Galopas, Devlon, Tierra Fuego, Maricentria, Veterans Association, Aquyia, Remonatracy, Greater Lessville, and East Malaysia.

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