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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st Best Weather: 5th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
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Kaigi

Population31.942 billion

CapitalBowerstone
LeaderLord Blake
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyFlabbergast
AnimalSharktopus

The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 31.942 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 10,943 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 342,607 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bowerstone's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, cars have been banned, Kaigian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 134,106th in the world and 5,820th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 33.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thNicest Citizens: 12thHealthiest Citizens: 22ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 37thLongest Average Lifespans: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rdMost Rebellious Youth: 53rdMost Pacifist: 93rdMost Beautiful Environments: 118thLargest Gambling Industry: 134thHighest Economic Output: 248thMost Inclusive: 284thLowest Crime Rates: 299thMost Corrupt Governments: 434thHighest Poor Incomes: 469thLargest Publishing Industry: 492ndMost Cultured: 600thMost Stationary: 616thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 915thLargest Populations: 919thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 963rdHighest Average Incomes: 967thMost Devout: 1,046thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,144thMost Influential: 1,166thLargest Governments: 1,246thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,506thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,989thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,065thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,954thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,879thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,374thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,237thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,014thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,171st
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 211th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 221st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 436th in the regionMost Developed: 596th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Theocracy of Gratefuland.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Kaigian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Bowerstone's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, chess defeat has made Lord Blake the laughingstock of dictators and grandmasters alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, contestants on Kaigi's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 149 » Todd McCloud, Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Amselheim, Urimel, Elejamie, Bachtendekuppen, EMS Conglomerate, Brotherland, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Roissyland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Norport, Survivoristan, GoldStreet, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Aelitia, Slui, Praetai, Hobbesistan, Dremaur, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Bolshikstan, Envisa, Aeneas Prime, Propwash, Ur-Quan Battle Thralls, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, Artimisiare, Danesopia, ReeK, Ribanzi, Headpat Central, Ye Olde Country of Yore, Illen Falis, Xhaco, Harapan, and 99 others.Republic of Monarchists, Wendelandia, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Aristortia, Euricanis, Sicilla, Lucasia AUX, Akorial, Betremia, Mogambotopia, Airrajul, Illemenia, Volenruud, Saladass, Sansangra, Wiranath, Republika ng Pilipinas, Nysa Arcadia, Slenty, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Eagas, Alkintare, Izonno, The Sacred Whale, Socialist Holy American Empire, Aden Dimities, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Kosanx, Ver Norge, Broengtopia, Someseni, Morkuldin, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Ravendi, Soirwren, South East Charmaracapa, Dreshand, Binghamton University, Dark Edgyness, Verketa, Hizuru, Grand Rheinland, Rhealaliit, British Calradia, Elfinya, United China Nation, Peoples United Republic of Exumis, Boal Pey Sovelogland, Merlovich, Birdbow, Axdel, Fedele, Unger under over, Bons Boofer, Kervewth, New Arion Pean, The Happian Union, Elsweyr Land, Midwestern States of USA, East Malaysia, Tim Stark, Avalon Ascendancy, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Thyaclinia, Lobos, Peoples Soviet Republics, Davelands, The Oan Isles, VoyKovie, Attelooch, United Edwards, Kucia, Yumaka, Ridann, Marrico, Lejon Stad, Neruch, Shantan, Solarfall, Mer Dieu, Koroc, TheRuthenians, Lundree Nikia Islands, Splena, Veron, Bullpups, Bilanda, Eastern Wyveil Strait, PIDLE, Superior Indonesia, Germansberg, Federated States of Zootron, Arpino, and Gratefuland.

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