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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 7th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population35.44 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 35.44 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 13,377 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 377,465 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 225th in the world and 7th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 330,725.65 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thBest Weather: 7thNicest Citizens: 12thLongest Average Lifespans: 17thHealthiest Citizens: 20thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thMost Pacifist: 87thMost Rebellious Youth: 89thMost Beautiful Environments: 94thMost Efficient Economies: 143rdLowest Crime Rates: 152ndHighest Poor Incomes: 225thHighest Economic Output: 225thMost Inclusive: 225thLargest Publishing Industry: 232ndMost Cultured: 320thLargest Gambling Industry: 329thMost Corrupt Governments: 392ndMost Stationary: 552ndLargest Governments: 748thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 849thLargest Populations: 874thHighest Average Incomes: 934thMost Devout: 1,125thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,283rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,382ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,563rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,659thMost Influential: 1,668thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,669thMost Developed: 1,799thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,821stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,206thSmartest Citizens: 3,374thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,795thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,913thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,886thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,513thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,521stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,584thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,807thMost Income Equality: 18,219th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 67th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 115th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 199th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 199th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 317th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 571st in the regionNudest: 828th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Disconcerting Deputy of Flying Snow.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Disconcerting Deputy of Flying Snow.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, recognizing the Kaigian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, edutainment video games are taking Kaigi's students to the next level.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 133 » Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Urimel, Elejamie, Brotherland, New Leganes, Norport, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Hobbesistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Akorial, Sansangra, Wiranath, Eagas, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Broengtopia, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Soirwren, Dark Edgyness, Hizuru, British Calradia, United China Nation, Axdel, Unger under over, Kucia, Ridann, Neruch, Bullpups, Federated States of Zootron, and 83 others.The United Asian Republics, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, Kalaratri, The United Neo American Union, Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Enlil, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Under Sea Desert, Liberstankonia, Matdor, Vilit Umanstan, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Interdimensional Waifus, Marrabuk, Tawuse, Chubaka, Merlovich, Evrigenis, La xinga, Volkarai, Rainbow Vests, The Solar Ottomans, Zukchiva, Fellon, Trulu, Tretrid, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Todd McCloud, Azureano, Tassirion, Lingu, Distro-Spartica, Quinto Piano, Ripsylvania, Blobbo, BuciLand, Vaskeden, United Dirtpile, Rohanland, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Barfleur, Roissyland, Khadah, Belora Gyles, Raunch, Yossito II, Mays Austrian Nation, Greater New Cassandra, Imprisoned Freeman, Pastellene, A mean old man, Halaethaed Commune, Santa Dystopia, Chriona, Survivoristan, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Ephem, Modra, Kosmanza, Oofery, Nevertopia, Kavanos, Horn of Havenkaap, Castle Federation, Samaltak True, Yelkinam, Kublam, Layngderfleethe, Republic of New India, Rawdank, and Flying Snow.

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