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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th
The Kingdom of
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If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
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Population33.987 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 33.987 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 12,267 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 360,960 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bowerstone Times is sold out, and the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 5,404th in the world and 153rd in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 93.05 on the Human Development Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thNicest Citizens: 12thLongest Average Lifespans: 22ndHealthiest Citizens: 23rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 37thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41stMost Rebellious Youth: 78thMost Pacifist: 93rdMost Beautiful Environments: 105thMost Efficient Economies: 140thLowest Crime Rates: 207thMost Inclusive: 237thHighest Economic Output: 240thHighest Poor Incomes: 257thLargest Publishing Industry: 302ndLargest Gambling Industry: 311thMost Cultured: 393rdMost Corrupt Governments: 420thMost Stationary: 582ndLargest Populations: 884thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 920thLargest Governments: 938thHighest Average Incomes: 967thMost Devout: 991stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,255thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,322ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,413thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,518thMost Influential: 1,578thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,352ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,387thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,488thMost Developed: 5,404thSmartest Citizens: 6,996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,534thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,127thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,688thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,699thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,759th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 77th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionMost Developed: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 189th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 203rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 212th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 403rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 462nd in the regionNudest: 717th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bowerstone Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Holy Empire of Pala Manaliattopia.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Pala Manaliattopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the Kaigian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 121 » Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Urimel, Elejamie, Brotherland, Roissyland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Norport, Survivoristan, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Slui, Hobbesistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, Republic of Monarchists, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Akorial, Sansangra, Wiranath, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Eagas, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Broengtopia, Someseni, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Soirwren, Dark Edgyness, and 71 others.Hizuru, British Calradia, United China Nation, Axdel, Unger under over, Avalon Ascendancy, Kucia, Ridann, Neruch, Mer Dieu, Bullpups, Federated States of Zootron, Arpino, The United Asian Republics, The Holy Utopian Republic, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Just Vale 2, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, The Angel of Charity, Pakitsk, ArenaC, Kalaratri, America Mjolnir, The United Neo American Union, Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Abadong, Enlil, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Under Sea Desert, Liberstankonia, Matdor, Western Pakistan, Magosconity, Stanisiti, Vilit Umanstan, Servants of Gizmo, Sroomiea, Zukchiva, Dragons Blood, Brethren, Ramaeus, Interdimensional Waifus, Marrabuk, Stellar Colonies, Sheelberite, Tawuse, United Luka, Crowlakistan, Stanktoniaaa, Taerai, Chubaka, The Oan Isles, Merlovich, Oofery, Evrigenis, La xinga, New Maiya, Monix, Volkarai, Modra, Yakui, Rainbow Vests, Montagne Blanc de Saint George, Doriann, BelaLegosia, Therya, and Pala Manaliattopia.

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