by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,322nd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,964th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,265th
The Holy Theocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
People die, Love fades, you will always be alone
High Priest Kendall
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.019 billion

LeaderHigh Priest Kendall

AnimalCrackerish Heron

The Holy Theocracy of Kakastania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Priest Kendall with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.019 billion Crackerish Individuals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krackee. The average income tax rate is 86.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Crackerish economy, worth 256 trillion Slaves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,995 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kakastania's national animal is the Crackerish Heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Crackerism.

Kakastania is ranked 7,544th in the world and 439th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 89.2 on the Human Development Index.

Most Influential: 1,322ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,964thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,265thNudest: 4,101stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,927thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,411thRudest Citizens: 6,467thBest Weather: 7,163rdMost Developed: 7,544thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,753rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,166thMost Cultured: 8,220thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,402ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,928thLargest Governments: 10,168thHealthiest Citizens: 10,770thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,057thMost Inclusive: 11,081stLowest Crime Rates: 11,396thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,827thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,963rdMost Average: 12,927thSmartest Citizens: 13,208thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,145thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,249thMost Efficient Economies: 15,139thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,501stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,556thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,867thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,914thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,767th
Nudest: 161st in the regionMost Average: 179th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 235th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 322nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 345th in the regionRudest Citizens: 351st in the regionBest Weather: 386th in the regionMost Cultured: 398th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 421st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 425th in the regionMost Developed: 439th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 456th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 500th in the regionLargest Governments: 502nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 512th in the regionMost Influential: 524th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 553rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 570th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 576th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 577th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 582nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 596th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 598th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 623rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 664th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 711th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 730th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 742nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 762nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 873rd in the region

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