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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,816th
The Yellow Durian Fruit Eaters of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
If it doesn't stink, it's not durian NationStates.
Leader
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Kaki Durian

Population2.159 billion

CurrencyDurian
AnimalMusang King

The Yellow Durian Fruit Eaters of Kaki Durian is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, vat-grown people, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.159 billion Kaki Durianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The very strong Kaki Durianian economy, worth 164 trillion Durians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 76,120 Durians, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and getting a blood transfusion from a Kaki Durianian entitles a foreigner to citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kaki Durian's national animal is the Musang King, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kaki Durian is ranked 23,699th in the world and 37th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,559.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,816th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaki Durian, getting a blood transfusion from a Kaki Durianian entitles a foreigner to citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaki Durian, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaki Durian, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaki Durian, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaki Durian, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions.
  • : Kaki Durian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaki Durian, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaki Durian, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaki Durian, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaki Durian, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.

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