The Free Land of Kalaratri is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 4.961 billion Kalaratrianis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth 889 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 179,385 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Užupis Film Festival recently voted 'Kalaratriani Getting Hit By Football' as best film, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 60,233^rd in the world and 2,266^th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,545.83 on the Hickory Productivity Index.