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Most Inclusive: 1,434thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,581stMost Influential: 1,745th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
oderint dum metuant
Stjepan Filipović
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.276 billion

LeaderStjepan Filipović

CurrencyKelantanese dinar

The Free Land of Kalaratri is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.276 billion Kalaratrianins are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth 540 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 164,888 Kelantanese dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 140,338th in the world and 5,406th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 32.02 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Inclusive: 1,434thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,581stMost Influential: 1,745thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,122ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,159thNicest Citizens: 2,388thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,579thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,265thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,344thMost Developed: 3,417thSmartest Citizens: 3,903rdMost Pacifist: 4,384thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,419thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,140thMost Cultured: 5,225thMost Secular: 5,289thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,919thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,031stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,216thLargest Governments: 6,271stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,272ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,436thHealthiest Citizens: 6,503rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,554thLowest Crime Rates: 7,021stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,395thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,597thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,705thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,572ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,989thTop
Safest: 10,494thHighest Average Incomes: 10,583rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,235thBest Weather: 11,374thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,762ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,505thHighest Drug Use: 14,548th
Largest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 74th in the regionNicest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Influential: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 96th in the regionMost Developed: 110th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 111th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 139th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 151st in the regionMost Pacifist: 153rd in the regionLargest Governments: 154th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 157th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 164th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 172nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 174th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 184th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 186th in the regionMost Secular: 189th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 192nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 193rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 195th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 210th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 230th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 243rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 247th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 271st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 296th in the regionBest Weather: 345th in the regionSafest: 356th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 375th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 476th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 477th in the regionMost Stationary: 548th in the regionNudest: 634th in the regionRudest Citizens: 658th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 676th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 678th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Kalaratrianian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Kalaratri voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Kalaratri voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Kalaratri endorsed The Fanciful Tales of Refuge Isle.
  • : Kalaratri was endorsed by The Fanciful Tales of Refuge Isle.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalaratri, all the playground's a stage for Kalaratrianian schoolchildren.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 142 » A Slanted Black Stripe, H-Zhena, Brotherland, Axdel, Pakitsk, Hizuru, Mundiferrum, Goodnamesarerare, Wiranath, VW53Aland, Someseni, BearStackof2015, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Lanagon, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Unger under over, Am Echad, Drunken Seal Islands, Adavan, Adolanta, Kilkire, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Kagorg Bra Corna, CheeseBurrito, Stellar Colonies, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Kucia, Elejamie, The Empire of Rijelv, Kangarawa, Arkantis, Propwash, Sansangra, Cameronia Excellentia, Urimel, Freedom Fascists, Wizardonia, Talitoa, ReeK, Dragonia, CopyCato, Kaigi, Harro Waarudho, The United Neo American Union, Bytes, Aeljae, Roliganistan, The Almighty Country, and 92 others.Kriov, Socialist Holy American Empire, Lyontisia, Endertopias, Impia Aghte, Qui sequuntur somnia, Libertanny, Enlil, Slys Paws, Galve, Styklelilere, Liberstankonia, Blobbo, Bakaworld, Hokolokia, Davinhia, Firenation91, Dragons Blood, Eagas, La xinga, Brethren, Marrabuk, Matdor, East Malaysia, Kyrloth, Martonica, Ridann, Grossvietnam, United China Nation, Chria Deau, Evrigenis, Headpat Central, Tshana, Iodinia, North Insomnia, Modra, Kelsyth, Rainbow Vests, Akorial, Layngderfleethe, Abtracnt, Amjedia, Rhealaliit, Narinoland, Arstron, Monix, Joundia, Euricanis, New Leganes, Merlovich, Zukchiva, Asendavia, The Militarius Imperium, Tretrid, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Coruh, Ripsylvania, Barfleur, Lingu, Greater New Cassandra, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Staynes, Arilokina, Cellar Doors, Technocratic Tagalog, Raunch, Mays Austrian Nation, Khadah, Distro-Spartica, Sovietsoyuz, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Azureano, Adioration, Litodor, Jakubonia, Monezambique, Kevduxia, Tseriesiscoming, Rythawelerzi, Filipopol, A mean old man, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, BuciLand, Nevertopia, Quail Empire, Edmontia, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, Rokaku, and Refuge Isle.

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