The Free Land of Kalaratri is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stjepan Filipović with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.533 billion Kalaratrianis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Užupis. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalaratrianian economy, worth 810 trillion Kelantanese dinars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 178,795 Kelantanese dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime is totally unknown. Kalaratri's national animal is the Rattenkönig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalux.

Kalaratri is ranked 43,318^th in the world and 1,164^th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 77.24 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.