The Republic of Kaleidescooptopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Calliope Kerensky with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.576 billion Scooptopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoop City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Scooptopian economy, worth 915 trillion Scoops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,147 Scoops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Kaleidescooptopia has found 4 easter eggs), passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaleidescooptopia's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaleidescooptopia is ranked 11,063^rd in the world and 608^th in Balder for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 387.43 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.