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Best Weather: 1,644thHealthiest Citizens: 2,259thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,499th
The Dominion of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
This is the way
Supreme Founder
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kalla

Population2.627 billion

CapitalTar Valon
LeaderSupreme Founder
FaithAtheism

Currencykrona
Animalpanther

The Dominion of Kalla is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Founder with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.627 billion Kallans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tar Valon. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kallan economy, worth 404 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 153,883 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalla's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kalla is ranked 1,644th in the world and 35th in the West Pacific for Best Weather, with 507 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Best Weather: 1,644thHealthiest Citizens: 2,259thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,721stLowest Crime Rates: 2,727thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,797thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,065thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,067thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,191stMost Influential: 3,580thMost Developed: 3,932ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,079thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,626thLargest Governments: 5,107thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,279thSmartest Citizens: 6,182ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,375thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,032ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,753rdMost Secular: 8,167thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,376thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,007thTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,997thHighest Average Incomes: 13,384thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,523rdMost Pacifist: 15,412thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,944thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,910thMost Efficient Economies: 22,308th
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Best Weather: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 82nd in the regionMost Developed: 88th in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionMost Influential: 104th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 111th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 115th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 157th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 164th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 167th in the regionMost Secular: 197th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 251st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 317th in the regionMost Inclusive: 332nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 352nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 419th in the regionMost Pacifist: 437th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 448th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 498th in the regionNudest: 529th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 542nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 542nd in the regionMost Cultured: 548th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kalla was endorsed by The Empire of Rajtech.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalla, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.

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