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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,826thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,417thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,533rd
The Ruthenish Shire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
The best Shire is this Shire
Luzrogi Arzdanizen
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Kalmara

Population7.011 billion

CapitalKazmurbirha
LeaderLuzrogi Arzdanizen

CurrencyMathom
AnimalMoose

The Ruthenish Shire of Kalmara is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Luzrogi Arzdanizen with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 7.011 billion Kalmarans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazmurbirha. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmaran economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion Mathoms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,536 Mathoms, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmara's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmara is ranked 214,876th in the world and 95th in European Union for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.16 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,417thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,533rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,411thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,459thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,676thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,102ndMost Developed: 5,239thLargest Governments: 5,251stMost Cultured: 5,786thMost Inclusive: 6,257thNicest Citizens: 6,330thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,013thSmartest Citizens: 7,161stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,688thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,723rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,748thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,356thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,421stLowest Crime Rates: 10,700thMost Secular: 10,813thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,974thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,977thLargest Retail Industry: 11,799thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,846thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,412thHighest Average Incomes: 13,225thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,990thMost Influential: 14,048thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,239thMost Pacifist: 15,751stHighest Economic Output: 16,965thHighest Drug Use: 22,201st
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kalmara, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmara, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
  • : Kalmara was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmara, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmara, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmara, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Kalmara was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmara, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Kalmaran Moonshine".
  • : Kalmara was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmara, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.

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