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Highest Drug Use: 2,526th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,392nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 6,216th
The Eternal Empire of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Leave us alone
Regent Vegard
Influence
Powerbroker
Viceroy of Auralia
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kalmartveir

Population3.748 billion

CapitalYmir
LeaderRegent Vegard
FaithThe Power of the Ęther

Currencycrown
Animalwolf

The Eternal Empire of Kalmartveir is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Regent Vegard with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.748 billion Kalmartveirians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ymir. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The thriving Kalmartveirian economy, worth 409 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 109,345 crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and the fate of the world literally rests on Regent Vegard's fingers. Crime is well under control. Kalmartveir's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Power of the Ęther.

Kalmartveir is ranked 137,450th in the world and 25th in Auralia for Most Devout, with 7.9 Prayers Per Hour.

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Highest Drug Use: 2,526thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,392ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,216thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,758thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,010thLargest Retail Industry: 8,410thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,563rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,652ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,431stMost Rebellious Youth: 13,452ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,941stRudest Citizens: 15,446th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kalmartveir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : The Commonwealth of Peoples Free Republic of Romania renamed the office held by Kalmartveir from "Regent" to "Viceroy of Auralia" in Auralia.
  • : Kalmartveir lodged a message on the Auralia Regional Message Board.
  • : Kalmartveir updated the World Factbook entry in Auralia.
  • : Kalmartveir's influence in Auralia rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Kalmartveir agreed to construct embassies between Auralia and The Democratika.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmartveir, the fate of the world literally rests on Regent Vegard's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmartveir, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmartveir, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalmartveir, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.

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