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Safest: 8,206thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,147thMost Pacifist: 12,716th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Cuprimuc Glorihaq Kalwiaha
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Dealmaker
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Kalwia

Population519 million

CapitalKjelagovjod

Currencykorr
AnimalQraxh

The Republic of Kalwia is a huge, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 519 million Kalwianucaqy have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kjelagovjod. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kalwianuc economy, worth 31.5 trillion korrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,746 korrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalwia's national animal is the Qraxh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kalwia is ranked 64,205th in the world and 1st in Thlegh for Most Developed, scoring 59.85 on the Human Development Index.

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Safest: 8,206thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,147thTop
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Most Pacifist: 12,716thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,020thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,473rdNicest Citizens: 15,640thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,872nd
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kalwia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalwia, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalwia, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalwia, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalwia, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalwia, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Kalwia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Kalwia's influence in Thlegh fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Kalwia, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kalwia, Kalwia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.

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