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Safest: 4thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37thLowest Crime Rates: 39th
The Metal Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Might makes right
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Power
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
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Kampfgruppe 400

Population38.474 billion

CapitalMetalopolis
LeaderThe Metal God
FaithHeavy Metal

Currencyimperium
Animalshark

The Metal Empire of Kampfgruppe 400 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Metal God with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.474 billion Metalheads are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metalopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampfgruppe 400ian economy, worth an astonishing 20,950 trillion imperiums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 544,529 imperiums, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,140,430 per year while the poor average 45,151, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.

Children are expected to carve their own toys, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love The Metal God, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampfgruppe 400's national animal is the shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heavy Metal.

Kampfgruppe 400 is ranked 365th in the world and 1st in Viking Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 12,504.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Safest: 4thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37thLowest Crime Rates: 39thHighest Economic Output: 73rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 76thLargest Mining Sector: 89thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 99thLargest Governments: 111thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 133rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 164thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 174thHighest Average Incomes: 217thMost Avoided: 285thLargest Insurance Industry: 306thHighest Average Tax Rates: 319thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 365thLargest Populations: 481stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 483rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 489thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 567thMost Advanced Public Transport: 691stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 789thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,256thMost Efficient Economies: 1,494thMost Conservative: 1,578thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,641stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,466thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,608thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,625thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,109thMost Developed: 4,372ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,627thSmartest Citizens: 6,575thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,224thMost Influential: 7,285thRudest Citizens: 7,558thMost Devout: 8,112thLargest Retail Industry: 11,910thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,508thMost Authoritarian: 13,012thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,046thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,493rdMost Advanced Public Education: 22,431st

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