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Most Compassionate Citizens: 340th Nicest Citizens: 355th Most Inclusive: 393rd
The Federal Republic of
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Juan Punchman
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Population7.861 billion

LeaderJuan Punchman


The Federal Republic of Kanlidia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Punchman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.861 billion Kanlidians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okarito. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanlidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion Kias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,071 Kias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the comic book series 'Juan Punchman and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime is totally unknown. Kanlidia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanlidia is ranked 159,881st in the world and 8,120th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -29.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 340thNicest Citizens: 355thMost Inclusive: 393rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 421stMost Developed: 489thLongest Average Lifespans: 580thBest Weather: 668thMost Cheerful Citizens: 668thMost Pacifist: 689thMost Influential: 722ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 852ndMost Beautiful Environments: 868thHealthiest Citizens: 1,015thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,030thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,059thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,066thMost Cultured: 1,075thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,295thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,504thTop
Largest Governments: 1,611thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,680thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,754thSmartest Citizens: 1,757thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,802ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,880thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,243rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,751stSafest: 3,004thLowest Crime Rates: 4,357thHighest Average Incomes: 4,488thMost Efficient Economies: 5,236thMost Secular: 6,969thHighest Economic Output: 7,150thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,532ndNudest: 8,591stMost Stationary: 9,401stHighest Drug Use: 13,911th
Nicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 56th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 65th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 86th in the regionLargest Governments: 86th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 87th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 89th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 92nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 124th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 131st in the regionSafest: 171st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 204th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 209th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 214th in the regionMost Stationary: 232nd in the regionMost Influential: 276th in the regionNudest: 278th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 306th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 316th in the regionMost Secular: 379th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 523rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 560th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kanlidia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, the comic book series 'Juan Punchman and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Kanlidia endorsed The Hub Federation of Orado.
  • : Kanlidia was endorsed by The Hub Federation of Orado.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 239 » Notyoutopia, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, The Efteling, Novare Res, Ceretis, Guslantis, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, SillyString, Manticore utopia, Yaorozu, Unimaginable Doom, Choistan, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, French Bananastan, New Lakemba, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Halcon siveriano, Bayern-Straubing, Malta Comino Gozo, Alice Gardens, Pallaith, Kwaj, Amerian States, Ainsworth, Puczovska, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, Yukti, Herzliyya, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, Corfad, Cloydicia, The Kyziban Islands, The Iron Lions, PlanetPunk, Northern Scovia, Moubarakistan, and 189 others.Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Wodan, Siwale, Free Culture, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Eglise Sainte Eve, Ozstan, Atain, Sea Ghost, Calamazo, Ka Ching, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Govornia, Viridiann, Californian Redwood, Arimbia, Detrivania, Lower Nubia, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, United Draconia, Ice and Tinian, Empy, The Gamer Party, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kyrianian, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Kulgatha, Zeternia, Sundred, SORT, The United States of Romania, Amauri, Maott, Bananaaaaa, El Fiji Grande, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Lunallian, German Holy Roman Empire, Kobagia, Babacar, Misuvelia, Wilkshire, Copria, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Amestris-Britannia, Fizban, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Prydania, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Arstungry, Ethnon, Cinnibar, Spartoptia, Valhalla123, Gran Finisterra, The Serdey Islands, Nairland, Fantasque, Fun time land of Fun, National Goats, Votak Matim, Niradans, ISOP, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Potatolandium, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Analomink, Newpromisedland, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Kalimora Aire, Ostrolia, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, The Pantheons, Zumlandia, The South Falls, HeartLard, Ostrinios, Partax, Warsaw-Halicz, New Eleria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Steraz, Pasargad, Alunya, Joodey, COCONUT-CITY, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ieprus, Ara Antrizuls, Renzic, Justanistan, Get Away From Me, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, Dar es Saalam, SchoolHouse Rock, Soviet Terran, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ibiscaton, Norostilors, Saturns Edge, Zemnaya Svoboda, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Haor Chall, Trillius, Cobrakia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Astronomical, Frances Francis the First of France, Ejhsa, Tamgu, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Rkainjel, Lomjia, Thiammyalllaland, Bananoonza, Aratani, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Afrille, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Miruma, Free Azzaca, COCOPUFFS, Vikingiarchy, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Yemet, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Test for a new hope, Conservadoria, Fayyayid, Brettenia, Moanapo, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, North Altatude, The Black Cathedral, Elder Realms, Loli County, Eriadni, Felhaven, Constantinolia, United Brazilians states, Shayan, Zokk, Makersaulache, Ajibola, Of The Federation, Austurasia, The Soviet States of Europe, Glurponia, and Orado.

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