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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,297thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,945thNicest Citizens: 6,104th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
A new dawn has broken
Michael Ostfeld
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Kapka

Population1.2 billion

CapitalEclipse City
LeaderMichael Ostfeld
FaithProtestant Christianity

CurrencyKarin
AnimalKakkini Hawk

The Federal Republic of Kapka is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Michael Ostfeld with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 1.2 billion Kapkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eclipse City. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kapkan economy, worth 100 trillion Karins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 83,614 Karins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Out-of-work actors say they can't complain, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kapka's national animal is the Kakkini Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Kapka is ranked 110,196th in the world and 614th in Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 100 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,297thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,945thNicest Citizens: 6,104thBest Weather: 7,303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,439thMost Inclusive: 7,516thMost Pacifist: 7,740thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,954thSafest: 9,583rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,627thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,026thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,241stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,314thMost Developed: 14,401stMost Influential: 16,555thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,895thLowest Crime Rates: 21,447thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,184thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,573rdMost Secular: 23,199th
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Most Average: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionNicest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 120th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kapka, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
  • : Following new legislation in Kapka, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
  • : Kapka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Kapka, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kapka, out-of-work actors say they can't complain.
  • : Following new legislation in Kapka, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kapka, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kapka, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kapka, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Kapka, Michael Ostfeld's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.

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