Population | 45.104 billion |
Capital | New York |
Leader | Christiaan Karel Appel |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | euro |
Animal | lion |
The Weirdness of Karel Appel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Christiaan Karel Appel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 45.104 billion Karel Appelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Law & Order, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 20.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Karel Appelian economy, worth a remarkable 6,740 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,454 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, a Nederland Tourist Association survey has rated Karel Appel #1 for number twos, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, and stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Karel Appel to disarm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Karel Appel's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Karel Appel is ranked 1,398th in the world and 48th in Nederland for Most Stationary, with 4,351.70554824 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Karel Appel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Karel Appel, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Karel Appel to disarm.
- : Following new legislation in Karel Appel, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers.
- : Following new legislation in Karel Appel, a Nederland Tourist Association survey has rated Karel Appel #1 for number twos.
- : Following new legislation in Karel Appel, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Karel Appel, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses.
- : Following new legislation in Karel Appel, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
- : Following new legislation in Karel Appel, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
- : Following new legislation in Karel Appel, vanity is the constant enemy of dignity.
- : Following new legislation in Karel Appel, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.