Population | 6.559 billion |
Currency | euro |
Animal | trout |
The Empire of Kargeszscv is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.559 billion Kargeszscvians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Kargeszscvian economy, worth 498 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,036 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, in a baffling press conference Leader proudly dismantled a broken door, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, and everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kargeszscv's national animal is the trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Kargeszscv is ranked 76,545th in the world and 1,446th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Stationary, with 626.84485576348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kargeszscv, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
- : Following new legislation in Kargeszscv, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag.
- : Following new legislation in Kargeszscv, in a baffling press conference Leader proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : Following new legislation in Kargeszscv, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
- : Following new legislation in Kargeszscv, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Kargeszscv, it takes at least three to tango.
- : Following new legislation in Kargeszscv, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with euros.
- : Following new legislation in Kargeszscv, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
- : Following new legislation in Kargeszscv, Jennifer Government is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Kargeszscv, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.