Population | 7.413 billion |
Capital | Parmonka |
Leader | Governor Serdanne Kaifa |
Faith | Darteism |
Currency | Jenstar Ancíre |
Animal | Rabbit |
The Community of Karumovia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Serdanne Kaifa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.413 billion Karumovians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parmonka. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Karumovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion Jenstar Ancíres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 169,072 Jenstar Ancíres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, hospitals are cleaned with lemons and vinegar, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Governor Serdanne Kaifa's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Karumovia's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darteism.
Karumovia is ranked 193,367th in the world and 5th in Konteka People Organization for Most Stationary, with 56.5056582808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Karumovia, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Governor Serdanne Kaifa's wardrobe.
- : Following new legislation in Karumovia, hospitals are cleaned with lemons and vinegar.
- : Karumovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Karumovia, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Karumovia altered its national flag.
- : Karumovia's influence in Konteka People Organization fell from "Dominator" to "Enforcer".
- : Karumovia's influence in Konteka People Organization rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Dominator".
- : Karumovia relocated from Osiris to Konteka People Organization.
- : Following new legislation in Karumovia, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
- : Karumovia was refounded in Osiris.