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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,781stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,291stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,488th
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Kastonvia

Population7.226 billion

CapitalBaghdad
LeaderSgt Brad Iceman Colbert
FaithDemocracy

CurrencyFreedom Dollars
AnimalEagle

The Generation Kill of Kastonvia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sgt Brad Iceman Colbert with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.226 billion Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baghdad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 973 trillion Freedom Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,719 Freedom Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Baghdad River, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastonvia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Democracy.

Kastonvia is ranked 41,459th in the world and 1,420th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 6,291stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,488thSafest: 6,736thHealthiest Citizens: 6,828thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,970thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,376thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,467thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,174thMost Developed: 8,264thBest Weather: 8,377thNicest Citizens: 8,381stMost Influential: 8,903rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,974thSmartest Citizens: 10,042ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,903rdMost Inclusive: 12,120thMost Pacifist: 12,551stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,680thMost Secular: 12,703rdHighest Food Quality: 12,940thLargest Governments: 13,270thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,870thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,942ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,769thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,462ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,374thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,109thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,051stMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,595thMost Efficient Economies: 27,616thHighest Average Incomes: 28,457th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 276th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 276th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 303rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 352nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 354th in the regionTop
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Safest: 355th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 360th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 379th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 408th in the regionMost Secular: 418th in the regionMost Developed: 425th in the regionBest Weather: 426th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 429th in the regionNicest Citizens: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 442nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 501st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 534th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 552nd in the regionLargest Governments: 559th in the regionMost Pacifist: 566th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 584th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 587th in the regionMost Inclusive: 597th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 613th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 631st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 650th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 697th in the region

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