The Generation Kill of Kastonvia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sgt Brad Iceman Colbert with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.381 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baghdad. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion Freedom Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,658 Freedom Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Baghdad River, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastonvia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Democracy.

Kastonvia is ranked 17,711^th in the world and 699^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.65 law-abiding acts per hour.