The People's Technocracy of Kastopoli Salegliari is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Eternal Dictator with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.801 billion Kastopolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kastopolian economy, worth 803 trillion New Kastopolian Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 211,338 New Kastopolian Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Kastopoli Salegliari after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, school uniforms are compulsory, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastopoli Salegliari's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Cult of Science.

Kastopoli Salegliari is ranked 12,894^th in the world and 5^th in Aspen for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 9,868.95 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.