The Socialist Republic of Katorija is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kastren Marenado Morelan-Lopez with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 3.999 billion Katorijans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of State District. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Katorijan economy, worth 367 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 91,950 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown. Katorija's national animal is the Black Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Katorija is ranked 67,508^th in the world and 67^th in The Social Liberal Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.47 law-abiding acts per hour.