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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,179thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,577thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,582nd
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Kat is best.
Queen Kat
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.949 billion

LeaderQueen Kat

Currencykat koin

The Kingdom of Kattttt is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Kat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.949 billion Kats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katville. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Katttttian economy, worth 638 trillion kat koins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,632 kat koins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Babysitters are a thing of the past, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kattttt's national animal is the kat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Katism.

Kattttt is ranked 65,713th in the world and 145th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,879.24 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,179thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,577thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,582ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,360thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,992ndMost Devout: 6,370thLargest Black Market: 6,553rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,697thLowest Crime Rates: 7,583rdBest Weather: 7,802ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,433rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,898thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,133rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,769thLargest Governments: 11,189thHighest Average Incomes: 11,924thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,975thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,195thTop
Most Influential: 12,899thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,450thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,640thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,173rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,217thMost Authoritarian: 19,732ndSmartest Citizens: 19,979thMost Efficient Economies: 20,970thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,304thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,752ndMost Conservative: 22,680thMost Developed: 22,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,628th
Best Weather: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » ShrewLlamaLand, Panthera Order, and The Yeetusa.

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