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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,431stLowest Crime Rates: 4,580thMost Influential: 4,598th
The Dictatorship of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
The job of any state is to serve and guide the people.
High Overseer Xel
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kavel

Population1.531 billion

CapitalDelsiir
LeaderHigh Overseer Xel

Currencyskink
Animalskink

The Dictatorship of Kavel is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by High Overseer Xel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.531 billion Kavelians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delsiir. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kavelian economy, worth 204 trillion skinks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,586 skinks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kavel's national animal is the skink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kavel is ranked 52,397th in the world and 1,138th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 252.331088508 Days.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,431stLowest Crime Rates: 4,580thMost Influential: 4,598thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,610thMost Developed: 5,016thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,120thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,238thMost Cultured: 5,965thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,030thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,043rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,064thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,385thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,558thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,088thSmartest Citizens: 7,102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,354thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,560thNicest Citizens: 7,705thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,766thLargest Governments: 7,833rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,018thBest Weather: 9,682ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,732ndMost Inclusive: 9,960thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,106thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,840thMost Pacifist: 12,621stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,233rdMost Secular: 13,921stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,171stMost Efficient Economies: 15,615thHighest Average Incomes: 17,681stSafest: 18,000th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 127th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 139th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 147th in the regionMost Developed: 147th in the regionMost Cultured: 154th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 156th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 160th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 186th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 187th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 191st in the regionLargest Governments: 194th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 231st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 231st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 234th in the regionNicest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 237th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 280th in the regionBest Weather: 288th in the regionMost Inclusive: 308th in the regionMost Influential: 313th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 318th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 331st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 386th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 401st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 415th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 463rd in the regionMost Secular: 485th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 495th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 532nd in the regionSafest: 655th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kavel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavel, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavel, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavel, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Kavel was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Coruh.
  • : Kavel was endorsed by The Free Land of Santa Dystopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavel, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavel, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavel, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kavel, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.

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