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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,205th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,699th Most Subsidized Industry: 3,409th
The Wintony's Waifu of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
もえもえきゅん❣
Kawaii-Chan
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kawaii Village

Population7.73 billion

CapitalShoujo Central
LeaderKawaii-Chan
Faithvintonyism

CurrencyMoe Point
Animalkitten

The Wintony's Waifu of Kawaii Village is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kawaii-Chan with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.73 billion Kawaii Villagers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion Moe Points a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,009 Moe Points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process, people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure', grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime is totally unknown. Kawaii Village's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is vintonyism.

Kawaii Village is ranked 163,130th in the world and 4th in The Council of Noteworthy Nations for Most Devout, with 2.7 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,205thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,699thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,409thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,651stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,963rdLargest Black Market: 4,589thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,627thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,788thMost Secular: 6,477thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,589thMost Inclusive: 7,011thMost Cultured: 7,208thLargest Governments: 7,435thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 8,907thMost Pacifist: 9,231stMost Developed: 9,276thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,851stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,218thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,617thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,685thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,887thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,520thMost Efficient Economies: 12,864thHighest Drug Use: 13,383rdHighest Economic Output: 13,533rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,543rdSmartest Citizens: 14,604thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,743rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,052ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,503rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kawaii Village was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Kawaii Village was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Kawaii Village was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Kawaii Village was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Kawaii Village was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Village, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Village, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Village, people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Village, the national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process.
  • : Following new legislation in Kawaii Village, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.

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