by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,048thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,528thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,431st
The Wintony's Waifu of
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Kawaii Village

Population9.311 billion

CapitalShoujo Central

CurrencyMoe Point

The Wintony's Waifu of Kawaii Village is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kawaii-Chan with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.311 billion Kawaii Villagers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth a remarkable 1,345 trillion Moe Points a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,529 Moe Points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The national shouting contest has become an important part of the electoral process, people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure', grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime is totally unknown. Kawaii Village's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is vintonyism.

Kawaii Village is ranked 128,311th in the world and 5th in The Council of Noteworthy Nations for Most Pro-Market, scoring 38.33 on the Rand Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,048thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,528thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,431stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,658thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,892ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,899thLargest Black Market: 4,681stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,551stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,946thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,733rdMost Cultured: 7,489thMost Inclusive: 7,638thMost Secular: 7,680thLargest Governments: 7,767thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,396thNicest Citizens: 9,958thTop
Most Pacifist: 10,433rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,037thMost Developed: 11,044thHighest Economic Output: 12,079thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,155thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,228thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,258thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,838thMost Efficient Economies: 13,898thHighest Average Incomes: 14,750thSmartest Citizens: 15,247thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,915thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,269thMost Stationary: 18,616thHighest Drug Use: 19,787th

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