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Least Corrupt Governments: 399thMost Pacifist: 449thMost Beautiful Environments: 617th
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Population14.483 billion



The Confederacy of Kawastyselir is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.483 billion Kawas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waysir. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Kawan economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion Kastels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,454 Kastels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawastyselir's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kawastyselir is ranked 225,816th in the world and 454th in Forest for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -32.17 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 399thMost Pacifist: 449thMost Beautiful Environments: 617thMost Compassionate Citizens: 646thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 695thNicest Citizens: 701stBest Weather: 703rdSafest: 719thMost Inclusive: 1,035thMost Influential: 1,228thLargest Governments: 1,317thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,469thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,658thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,704thLowest Crime Rates: 1,727thHealthiest Citizens: 1,770thMost Cultured: 1,812thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,837thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,908thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,421stSmartest Citizens: 2,472ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,098thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,817thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,997thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,451stMost Stationary: 6,525thNudest: 10,735thTop
Largest Populations: 15,463rdHighest Economic Output: 16,507th
Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionNudest: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 41st in the region

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