The United Socialist States of KCCCP 88 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.365 billion KCCCP 88ians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant KCCCP 88ian economy, worth 94.0 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,069 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KCCCP 88's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KCCCP 88 is ranked 102,520^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Socialist Soviet Republics for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.56 law-abiding acts per hour.