The Free Republic of Kelanthia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gordon Grath with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.572 billion Kelanthians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarion. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kelanthian economy, worth an astonishing 11,802 trillion standard credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 277,226 standard credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, every workday begins with group therapy, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Kelanthian bee, and turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kelanthia's national animal is the condor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is consumerism.

Kelanthia is ranked 3,036^th in the world and 1^st in Marvinic Sphere 2 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.99 law-abiding acts per hour.