The Sambandsríki of Kelilaoria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Höfðingi Kelilao XXI with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.76 billion Kelilaorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nýtt Kelilaoria Höfuðborgarsvæðið. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kelilaorian economy, worth 192 trillion Inusts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,456 Inusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homophobia is off the menu, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelilaoria's national animal is the chicken nugget, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelilaoria is ranked 45,412^th in the world and 976^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.62 law-abiding acts per hour.