The Queen's State of Kelly Falls is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.086 billion Kelly Fallsians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The enormous, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.1%.

The very strong Kelly Fallsian economy, worth 542 trillion betales a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is 18,642 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kelly Falls's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelly Falls is ranked 239,007^th in the world and 5^th in Northern Mariana Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.74 law-abiding acts per hour.