Population | 7.055 billion |
Capital | Alnelenora |
Leader | Lena |
Faith | Faewryni |
Currency | Koruna |
Animal | Hippogryph |
The Republic of Kelsyth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lena with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.055 billion Kelsythians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alnelenora. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kelsythian economy, worth a remarkable 1,831 trillion Korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 259,546 Korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Alnelenora is a police state during international summits, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown. Kelsyth's national animal is the Hippogryph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faewryni.
Kelsyth is ranked 677th in the world and 20th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.83 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Kelsyth, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
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Kelsyth endorsed
The Golden Delegoose Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog.
- : Following new legislation in
Kelsyth, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
- : Following new legislation in
Kelsyth, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
- : Following new legislation in
Kelsyth, Alnelenora is a police state during international summits.
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Kelsyth was endorsed by
The Golden Delegoose Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog.
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Kelsyth voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
- : Following new legislation in
Kelsyth, sex changes are routinely performed at Kelsyth's hospitals.
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Kelsyth voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
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Kelsyth voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 106 » A Slanted Black Stripe,
ReeK,
H-Zhena,
Am Echad,
Kangarawa,
Riveraland,
CopyCato,
Sansangra,
Socialist Holy American Empire,
Squid Ruinosa,
Wiranath,
Bullpups,
Brotherland,
British Calradia,
Ridann,
Republic of Berzerkistan,
Axdel,
Hizuru,
Neruch,
VW53Aland,
Pakitsk,
Indrapore,
Enlil,
BearStackof2015,
Talitoa,
Kilkire,
The United Asian Republics,
United China Nation,
Grossvietnam,
La xinga,
Roliganistan,
Dragons Blood,
Asendavia,
Marrabuk,
Rhealaliit,
East Malaysia,
Kyrloth,
Evrigenis,
Volkarai,
Kalaratri,
Rainbow Vests,
Interdimensional Waifus,
Merlovich,
Zukchiva,
Headpat Central,
Republic of New India,
Fellon,
Trulu,
Tretrid,
Ripsylvania, and 56 others.
Schrebia,
Lingu,
Greater New Cassandra,
The Three States of Fortuna,
The Eternal Land of Jong,
Staynes,
Mays Austrian Nation,
Imprisoned Freeman,
A mean old man,
BuciLand,
Santa Dystopia,
Khadah,
Survivoristan,
Pekweng,
Eastern Hyront Scassen,
Stellar Colonies,
Ephem,
Roissyland,
Horn of Havenkaap,
New Leganes,
Forro Islands,
Tawuse,
Oofery,
Gunov,
Coruh,
Acronis,
Nevertopia,
Debluu,
EHTYCSCYTHE,
Azerbaican,
Zeiberland,
Tassirion,
Claniangdow,
CheeseBurrito,
Lanwa,
From New World,
Dravida India,
Cacnesia,
Vogar,
Layngderfleethe,
Aeoliah,
Insi Karai,
Adolanta,
Zidium,
Arunika,
North Bernia,
Distro-Spartica,
Lorrana,
Jove Mahmo,
JosheNation,
Tofoon,
Eastern Alksearia,
Namaste Isle,
Espeon LD,
Johor DT, and
Technocratic Tagalog.