The Matriarchy of Kelter Oprella is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 1.167 billion Kelter Oprellans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Kelter Oprellan economy, worth 53.2 trillion Xeckels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,611 Xeckels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, it's best to decline if Leader offers to buy a round of drinks, and there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelter Oprella's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelter Oprella is ranked 276,610^th in the world and 3^rd in Unusual Nations for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 674.19 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.