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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 95thMost Influential: 404thLargest Black Market: 491st
The Solar Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Strength in Unity.
Emperor Arcilius Merello
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Kelvaros Prime

Population21.173 billion

LeaderEmperor Arcilius Merello
Faiththe New Order


The Solar Empire of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Arcilius Merello with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.173 billion Primes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenera. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth a remarkable 7,385 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 348,832 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

International trade is a sticky issue, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Prime democracy, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the New Order.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 1,112th in the world and 63rd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 216,935.35 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 95thMost Influential: 404thLargest Black Market: 491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 728thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 730thLargest Information Technology Sector: 738thHighest Economic Output: 866thMost Scientifically Advanced: 966thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 969thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,112thLargest Mining Sector: 1,143rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,162ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,223rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,330thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,629thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,644thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,710thTop
Largest Governments: 2,551stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,763rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,474thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,959thMost Developed: 4,190thRudest Citizens: 4,512thSmartest Citizens: 4,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,881stLargest Populations: 5,709thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,764thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,897thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,165thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,967thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,272ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,983rdFattest Citizens: 8,263rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,807thMost Stationary: 9,078thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,406thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 13,926thMost Secular: 14,314thHighest Drug Use: 18,946thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,971stLargest Retail Industry: 22,029th
Highest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 123rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 128th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 174th in the regionMost Stationary: 188th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 198th in the regionRudest Citizens: 239th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Developed: 259th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 264th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 269th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 295th in the regionFattest Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 346th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 358th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 362nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 386th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 414th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 541st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 554th in the regionMost Secular: 752nd in the region

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