The Neko Markswomen of Kerlodia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 591 million Kerlodi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citaiti Dei Kerlodia. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kerlodi economy, worth 43.6 trillion Bautista Sovereign Killis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,826 Bautista Sovereign Killis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International tensions are high as Kerlodia threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerlodia's national animal is the Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kerlodia is ranked 10,020^th in the world and 353^rd in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 28.53 Average Smiles Per Day.