by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 858thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,481stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,780th
The Kitty God of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
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Political Freedom

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Population4.206 billion

CapitalThe Deep Undergound's Cat Tree


The Kitty God of Kerlodia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kaz with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.206 billion Kerlodi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Deep Undergound's Cat Tree. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kerlodi economy, worth 559 trillion Headpats a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,027 Headpats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, skateparks can be found in every city, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerlodia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Acceptance.

Kerlodia is ranked 186,040th in the world and 6,967th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7.55 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 858thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,481stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,780thNicest Citizens: 1,850thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,093rdMost Pacifist: 2,172ndTop
Most Inclusive: 2,460thHighest Drug Use: 2,536thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,952ndBest Weather: 2,992ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,180thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,878thMost Influential: 4,037thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,193rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,319thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,576thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,128thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,453rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,851stHealthiest Citizens: 5,936thMost Cultured: 6,115thMost Developed: 6,304thLowest Crime Rates: 6,740thLargest Governments: 6,774thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,849thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,033rdSafest: 8,371stSmartest Citizens: 8,480thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,354thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,533rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,597thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,894thHighest Average Incomes: 18,019th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 39th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 50th in the regionNicest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 77th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 90th in the regionMost Inclusive: 91st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 91st in the regionBest Weather: 96th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 125th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 127th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 133rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 162nd in the regionMost Cultured: 170th in the regionLargest Governments: 171st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 191st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Developed: 196th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 197th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 201st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 237th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 259th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 292nd in the regionSafest: 312th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 328th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 351st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 427th in the regionMost Influential: 455th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 510th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 521st in the regionNudest: 565th in the regionLargest Populations: 637th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 677th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 734th in the region

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