The Neko People of Kerlodia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Anna Dei Francescho II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 926 million Kerlodi are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citaiti Dei Kerlodia. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kerlodi economy, worth 88.2 trillion Bautista Sovereign Killis a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,262 Bautista Sovereign Killis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerlodia's national animal is the Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kerlodia is ranked 159,713^th in the world and 7,356^th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.