The Royal Sovereign Monarchy of Keskinen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Konstanin I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.335 billion Keskins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vittisbofjord. The average income tax rate is 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Keskin economy, worth a remarkable 3,434 trillion Markkaas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,600 Markkaas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Keskin husbands are dead good at fathering kids, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Keskinen, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime is totally unknown. Keskinen's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Keskin Evangelical Lutheranism.

Keskinen is ranked 120,666^th in the world and 48^th in New Warsaw Pact for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.64 law-abiding acts per hour.