by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 410thMost Influential: 888thRudest Citizens: 4,281st
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Ours is the fury
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population902 million

CapitalEgg Yolk


The Republic of KhalChicken is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Choox with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 902 million Chicken Slayers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg Yolk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.2%.

The frighteningly efficient KhalChickenian economy, worth 140 trillion Nuggets a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,937 Nuggets, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KhalChicken's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KhalChicken is ranked 68,266th in the world and 2,082nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 158.77884282592 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 410thMost Influential: 888thTop
Rudest Citizens: 4,281stMost Secular: 5,185thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,749thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,306thLargest Retail Industry: 7,186thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,441stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,596thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,194thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,260thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,787thMost Cultured: 9,725thMost Efficient Economies: 9,794thMost Developed: 10,140thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 11,020thSmartest Citizens: 11,577thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,164thHighest Average Incomes: 12,192ndMost Inclusive: 12,406thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,035thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,501stSafest: 17,189thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,519thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,262nd
Highest Disposable Incomes: 208th in the regionRudest Citizens: 233rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 273rd in the regionMost Secular: 282nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 289th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Influential: 327th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 348th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 377th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 415th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 442nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 453rd in the regionMost Cultured: 484th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 509th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 561st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 571st in the regionMost Developed: 580th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 600th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 604th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 620th in the regionMost Inclusive: 700th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 712th in the regionSafest: 925th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 978th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : KhalChicken was endorsed by The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
  • : KhalChicken was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : KhalChicken was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Democratic Republic of Kohland.
  • : KhalChicken voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in KhalChicken, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
  • : Following new legislation in KhalChicken, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in KhalChicken, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in KhalChicken, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in KhalChicken, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : KhalChicken was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and Least Corrupt Governments.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 302 » Prydania, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Shibutani, Empy, Ethnon, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Joodey, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Siwale, Eraver, East Supple Lund, Fel Imass, Banabistan, Tachycardia, Clan Spaniel, Lazadonil, Pleroma Sans Romans, Newpromisedland, Fendlium, Gilakistan, Unsophisticate, Dakota Territories, Marmiedon, South Almyra, Fascist Democracy, Misthas, Alice Gardens, Abject Ludicrosity, Cape Flower, AAA Provisional Empire, Arimbia, Free Culture, The Sinclarian Provinces, Kappacon, The Real Ram Ranch, Valatic Ash, Lucedeia, The Endless Eventide, Noahs Second Country, Clan Barrnary, Partax, United Federation of Technocrats, Chukstik Illahi, Asgardira, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Hamerica, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, and 252 others.Pallaith, Immenium, Advancia-Sizzletown, Holy Oranz, Ihese, PotatoFarmers, Aeurithianar, Yokciq Empire, JMingozela, Centromuria, SORT, Zecit, Western Vapia, Omnistria, Cors Evia, Manticore utopia, Anungu, Terban Kedah, Central Ryal, Zokk, New Lakemba, Azzarel, Preble, Great Bights Mum, Jellies Island, Thenationofthesun, Loli County, Minuda, Eschatosia, McMasterdonia, Olofin, Dreadton, German Spitsbergen, Drutopia Insomnia, Dar es Saalam, Rad Lads, Freyford, Vesuva, Interdimensional Zone, Walter Jackson, Kanlidia, The World Capitalist Confederation, Volstokn, Itallitopia, Koda-Land, Jovian Knights, Moose repupblic, Votak Matim, David Davidson, Sundred, Warsaw-Halicz, The Rhein States, The Empire of the Clarence, Vincone Cae, Townbolia, Dopeland420, Wooleystan, Detrivania, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Rhelmwych, Palgo, Methor, Miamington, Solmetria, Napnomadia, Alamei, Quentiam Viventem, Serendipita Martia, Phoronu, Valentine Z, White Dads United, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Nationeer, North Bratislava, Ataraxia Somnia, Pheonisland, Seenvorland, States of Asra, French Bananastan, United Kahndaq, Aroa, Vauquelin, Loutsland, Pazair, Newam, New Biryukova, Castle Federation, Fredericksborg, LostLegion, 1 very fast endotarter, Xagill, Wineclaw, Sunto, Glurponia, Logovets, Sea Ghost, Praeceps, Austral States of America, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, New Pruessen, Frances Francis the First of France, Ravendi, The New Communist Republic Of States, Choistan, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zumlandia, New Jamgra, The Stratosphere Islands, Runeda, Daiz, Steampunk Ariel, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Psychotic Vegans, Dabarastan, Khoik, Valhalla123, Malta Comino Gozo, Aetulia, Abonland, Kulgatha, Aeolist, Selfgradatude, Crader, Diodone, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Sil Dorsett, Woodsend, Plangainer, Shadowrik, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Nisastria, Kranostav, MiaryBhalzhack, Antiyard, New Octicarg, Westinor, Nistriabar, The Iron Lions, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Varola, Unshleepd, Irishvan, Hyphen, Godwanna, North Novkia, Ing Comashki, Lemonbiscuits, Amblegreserland, Orado, Wisconsota, Solskjar, Iceria, Avastate, Wolvenland, Dicko, Aingard, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Kingdom Of Manaf, Xyrron, Wit Noreis, Schnuftelland, Maott, The Pantheons, Terra Aquilon, Korovan Isles, Kasazzastan, Fizban, Trance Empire, Zeternia, Californian Redwood, Zemnaya Svoboda, Mon Civia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Solimun, Fauzjhia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, Oceanialia, PortvgaI, Frostcell, The Greylands, Sikol, Saperisole, Timothea, Ver Testua, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Zzozona, Plutayah, Termathe, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Libertania Democratica, Maynilan, Dangine, Borsukia, Lionia, Asoc lon, Kocherian, Yalgora, The Havens, Smesh, Ihsan, Sevinland, Seanat, Simone Republic, Innocentic, Brucklania, Arbor Marshes, Fayyayid, Arichia, Eywaan, Kahlo, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Nouvelle-Floride, U S Eh, Unimaginable Doom, The New Cordian Empire, Estandarte, Principia Mathematica, Madjack, Pokemanland, Animu Place, Arlens Apartment, Energi Empire, The Noviosyus, San Irene, Kragsgale, Xipher, Neu-Galicia, Palisede, Buckhem, Cosamaloapan, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Ultra777, WeKnow, Moubarakistan, Democratic Republic of Kohland, and Heilhum Imperius.