The Republic of KhalChicken is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Choox with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 902 million Chicken Slayers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg Yolk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.2%.

The frighteningly efficient KhalChickenian economy, worth 140 trillion Nuggets a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,937 Nuggets, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KhalChicken's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KhalChicken is ranked 68,266^th in the world and 2,082^nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 158.77884282592 Days.