The State of Khamern is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.049 billion Khamernians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The Khamernian economy, worth 431 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,669 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and Khamern has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khamern's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Khamern is ranked 193,577^th in the world and 5^th in Giza for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.27 law-abiding acts per hour.