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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 710thLargest Welfare Programs: 764th
The United Socialist States of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Unity, Justice and Wealth
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population17.368 billion

CapitalKholdan City
LeaderZghuk Whitescull
FaithGallifreyan mysticism


The United Socialist States of Kholdan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zghuk Whitescull with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 17.368 billion Kholdanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Administration isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kholdan City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The very strong Kholdanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 87,255 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kholdan's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gallifreyan mysticism.

Kholdan is ranked 7,641st in the world and 160th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,761.70720584 Days.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 710thLargest Welfare Programs: 764thMost Influential: 960thSafest: 1,721stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,996thBest Weather: 2,052ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,240thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,538thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,656thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,111thLowest Crime Rates: 5,496thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,620thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,804thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,324thMost Stationary: 7,641stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,832ndLargest Governments: 7,923rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,576thHealthiest Citizens: 8,654thLargest Populations: 8,736thMost Pacifist: 9,206thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,433rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,355thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,521stSmartest Citizens: 12,053rdMost Cultured: 15,706thMost Secular: 17,370thNudest: 19,212th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionSafest: 56th in the regionBest Weather: 72nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 77th in the regionLargest Populations: 79th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 99th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 106th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 114th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 136th in the regionMost Stationary: 160th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 161st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 197th in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 201st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 208th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 226th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 266th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 306th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 339th in the regionMost Pacifist: 347th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 362nd in the regionNudest: 401st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 410th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 440th in the regionMost Secular: 617th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 671st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 801st in the region

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