by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,521stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,485thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,846th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Freedom in Wealth
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population1.729 billion

CurrencyKildarian Dollar

The Kingdom of Kildareia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.729 billion Kildareians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong Kildareian economy, worth 130 trillion Kildarian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 75,568 Kildarian Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,803 per year while the poor average 15,038, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Chocolate in Kildareia has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kildareia's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kildareia is ranked 36,784th in the world and 5th in The Reunited Resistance Against Liberals for Most Pro-Market, scoring 67 on the Rand Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,521stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,485thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,846thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,437thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,140thLargest Mining Sector: 15,490thFattest Citizens: 15,529thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,370thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,309th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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