The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Kilimanca is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Frederick William with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.751 billion Kilimancans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Williamsport. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilimancan economy, worth a remarkable 2,211 trillion Talers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 205,725 Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilimanca's national animal is the Harris Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Episcopalian.

Kilimanca is ranked 2,149^th in the world and 1^st in Mitteleuropa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 142.05 law-abiding acts per hour.