The Kingdom of Killettland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by KillettRyan with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed population of 5.491 billion Killettlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killettia. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Killettlandian economy, worth 713 trillion Great British Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,015 Great British Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Killettia Swans' triumph against long odds, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and home renovation shows are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Killettland's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Killettland is ranked 93,375^th in the world and 788^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,124.82 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.