The Holy Kingdom of Killettland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by KillettRyan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.971 billion Killettlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killettia. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Killettlandian economy, worth 916 trillion Great Golden British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,430 Great Golden British Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killettland's national animal is the Christmas bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Killettland is ranked 199,311^th in the world and 650^th in 10000 Islands for Most Armed, with 0.21 Weapons Per Person.