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Largest Welfare Programs: 4thMost Advanced Public Education: 4thMost Pacifist: 15th
The Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Happiness is always a new idea
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Kilobugya

Population36.192 billion

CapitalFraternia
LeaderComrade

CurrencyColumbus
AnimalBunny

The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.192 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 12,638 trillion Columbuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 349,211 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, Comrade's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 37th in the world and 1st in Democratic Communist States for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 39,269.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 4thMost Advanced Public Education: 4thMost Pacifist: 15thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21stSmartest Citizens: 23rdMost Rebellious Youth: 23rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28thNicest Citizens: 32ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 34thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37thLargest Publishing Industry: 44thMost Cultured: 47thLargest Governments: 57thHealthiest Citizens: 58thLongest Average Lifespans: 59thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 69thMost Beautiful Environments: 74thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 89thHighest Food Quality: 92ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 100thSafest: 111thLowest Crime Rates: 193rdMost Inclusive: 246thHighest Poor Incomes: 294thBest Weather: 294thHighest Economic Output: 314thMost Secular: 550thLargest Populations: 1,184thHighest Average Incomes: 1,364thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,120thMost Influential: 3,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,411thMost Developed: 7,104thMost Income Equality: 10,954thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,167th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, Comrade's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, posters on 'Kilobugyan Values' advise against being proud of Kilobugya.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.

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