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Largest Welfare Programs: 4thMost Advanced Public Education: 7thLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th
The Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Happiness is always a new idea
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kilobugya

Population35.202 billion

CapitalFraternia
LeaderComrade

CurrencyColumbus
AnimalBunny

The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.202 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 11,125 trillion Columbuses a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 316,049 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 239,744th in the world and 4th in Democratic Communist States for Fattest Citizens, with 0.89 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 4thMost Advanced Public Education: 7thLeast Corrupt Governments: 14thMost Pacifist: 16thSmartest Citizens: 21stMost Rebellious Youth: 21stHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 27thNicest Citizens: 30thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 42ndMost Cultured: 44thLargest Governments: 58thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59thHealthiest Citizens: 61stLongest Average Lifespans: 63rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 63rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 64thMost Beautiful Environments: 78thLargest Publishing Industry: 82ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 110thSafest: 111thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 152ndLowest Crime Rates: 203rdMost Inclusive: 269thBest Weather: 294thHighest Poor Incomes: 396thHighest Economic Output: 406thMost Secular: 520thLargest Populations: 1,208thHighest Average Incomes: 1,901stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,391stMost Influential: 3,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,453rdMost Income Equality: 7,225thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,458thMost Developed: 18,702nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.

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