The Grand Republic of Kilowatt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princeps Director Jean-Sébastien Miller with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.998 billion Kilowattians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estrion. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kilowattian economy, worth a remarkable 6,146 trillion Pentes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,133 Pentes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, Kilowattian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, all you have to do is pray to get into Kilowatt, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime is totally unknown. Kilowatt's national animal is the Kilowatt Great Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kilowatt is ranked 5,294^th in the world and 13^th in Anteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.17 law-abiding acts per hour.