Population | 23.029 billion |
Currency | Thigh Bone Trumpet |
Animal | Horse |
The Diddley Bow of King Biscuit Time is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 23.029 billion King Biscuit Timeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant King Biscuit Timean economy, worth 207 trillion Thigh Bone Trumpets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,009 Thigh Bone Trumpets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
King Biscuit Time recently decided against having a capital city, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Biscuit Time's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
King Biscuit Time is ranked 41,983rd in the world and 2nd in Opus Dei for Most Stationary, with 1,051.30566744172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : King Biscuit Time was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : King Biscuit Time agreed to construct embassies between Opus Dei and Genesis Defense Project.
- : King Biscuit Time was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : King Biscuit Time was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : King Biscuit Time was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : King Biscuit Time's influence in Opus Dei rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
- : King Biscuit Time lodged a message on the Opus Dei Regional Message Board.
- : King Biscuit Time's influence in Opus Dei rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : King Biscuit Time password-protected Opus Dei.
- : King Biscuit Time's influence in Opus Dei rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".