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Largest Mining Sector: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 3rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th
The Mysterious Airship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
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King Carl

Population37.779 billion

CapitalKing Carl City
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

Currencylats
Animalgreat leopard

The Mysterious Airship of King Carl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.779 billion King Carlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King Carl City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The frighteningly efficient King Carlian economy, worth an astonishing 24,377 trillion lats a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 645,265 lats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,995,451 per year while the poor average 160,870, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, Jennifer Government is banned, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, and tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. King Carl's national animal is the great leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

King Carl is ranked 9th in the world and 1st in Hattrick for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 35,228.48 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 3rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9thMost Avoided: 15thLowest Crime Rates: 31stHighest Economic Output: 46thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77thHighest Disposable Incomes: 112thHighest Average Incomes: 114thMost Stationary: 154thLargest Retail Industry: 155thMost Efficient Economies: 164thLargest Black Market: 181stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 249thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 506thLargest Governments: 517thRudest Citizens: 584thLargest Populations: 658thMost Subsidized Industry: 820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,107thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,155thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,348thTop
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Most Developed: 3,163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,350thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,411thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,770thMost Influential: 6,025thSmartest Citizens: 7,086thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,282ndMost Conservative: 8,880thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,956thMost Primitive: 9,027thMost Secular: 9,138thHealthiest Citizens: 9,215thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,566thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,152ndMost Authoritarian: 21,362nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
  • : King Carl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.

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