by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,784thMost Inclusive: 5,311thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,922nd
The Blue lands of Imperialism of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
De iustitia et libertas Pikachu
King James II
Civil Rights
Very Good
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Kingdom of Englands

Population2.403 billion

CapitalNeo London
LeaderKing James II


The Blue lands of Imperialism of Kingdom of Englands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King James II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.403 billion Englandsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo London. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English economy, worth 389 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,157 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, and sex changes are routinely performed at Kingdom of Englands's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Englands's national animal is the Pikachu-Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pikachuism.

Kingdom of Englands is ranked 18,394th in the world and 9th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,124.35 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,784thMost Inclusive: 5,311thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,922ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,098thMost Cultured: 7,957thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,621stNicest Citizens: 9,284thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,038thMost Developed: 11,291stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,484thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,647thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,670thHighest Average Incomes: 11,790thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,867thSmartest Citizens: 13,245thLargest Governments: 13,812thMost Devout: 13,863rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,044thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,647thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,783rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,389thMost Influential: 16,391stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,557thHealthiest Citizens: 17,714thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,248thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,394thMost Efficient Economies: 18,476thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,074thLargest Black Market: 20,195thBest Weather: 20,669thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,257thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,273rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,887th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the region

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