The Socialist Monarchy of Kingdom of New Berlin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Königin Viktoria Luise with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.832 billion New Berliners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Berlin. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Berlinian economy, worth 405 trillion Berliner Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 143,084 Berliner Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown. Kingdom of New Berlin's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kingdom of New Berlin is ranked 4,287^th in the world and 77^th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 94.79 on the Human Development Index.