The Holy Empire of Kingdom of Stargard is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 543 million Stargardians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berg Waldheim. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Stargardian economy, worth 22.2 trillion Talers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,842 Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', and rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Stargard's national animal is the White Tiger.

Kingdom of Stargard is ranked 60,819^th in the world and 282^nd in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,646.76 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.