by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,462ndMost Influential: 2,141stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,410th
The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Whats mine is mine whats yours is mine
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.535 billion

LeaderThe Don of Dons Don Carlos Trafficante

AnimalHoney Badger

The Rogue Nation of Kingpins is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Don of Dons Don Carlos Trafficante with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.535 billion Traffickers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trafficante. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kingpinsian economy, worth 233 trillion Kilos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,927 Kilos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A third of Traffickers are e-certified CEOs, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five, and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingpins's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kingpins is ranked 9,476th in the world and 288th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 90.58 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,462ndMost Influential: 2,141stTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,410thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,067thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,516thMost Secular: 7,228thLowest Crime Rates: 8,752ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,021stMost Developed: 9,476thLargest Governments: 9,874thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,683rdMost Cultured: 10,910thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,031stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,398thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,947thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,990thHighest Average Incomes: 13,760thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,459thSmartest Citizens: 14,505thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,060thMost Efficient Economies: 15,642ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,653rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,011thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,727thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,093rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,199thHealthiest Citizens: 18,213thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,403rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,529thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,862ndMost Beautiful Environments: 23,666th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 137th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 219th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 238th in the regionMost Secular: 239th in the regionMost Influential: 241st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 244th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 262nd in the regionLargest Governments: 267th in the regionMost Developed: 288th in the regionMost Cultured: 314th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 325th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 351st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 354th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 362nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 370th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 432nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 434th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 440th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 457th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 472nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 492nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 497th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 505th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 518th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 530th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 549th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 571st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 590th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 598th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 673rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 705th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 765th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kingpins was endorsed by The No Pretitle of Esfalsa.
  • : Kingpins was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Danily.
  • : Kingpins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Largest Information Technology Sector and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Kingpins voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Kingpins voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Kingpins endorsed The Commonwealth of Solanosco.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingpins, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingpins, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingpins, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingpins, a third of Traffickers are e-certified CEOs.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 155 » Aidenfieeld, Purple Hyacinth, Qvait, Corgitopiaa, Marinho Islands, Tepertopia, New Briantown, Land Without Shrimp, Volaworand, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Tughampton, Wehraboos, Bartonia Nova, Amerion, Jehenna, Erinor, PenguinPies, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The Imperial Frost Federation, Aumeltopia, Andinla, Farengeto, Nowa Europa, WI SD EA D, Auphelia, Ralphburg, Drystar, Trotkys paradise, Kiasu-ism, Tsunamy, Bod Wareenaland, Pamela And Hepatitis, Not Austria, Darakin, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tsvetania, Phanama, Armonitopia, Direwolf1, The Two Jerseys, Isokenzar, Blaufrankisch, The Solar System Scope, Western Fardelshufflestein, Tsuyuhimoko, Bear Connors Paradiso, Alaninia, Terran Draconia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, and 105 others.Canmore, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, The naked people, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Rebel-topia, Hisal, Pax Dracon, Kandorith, Lesinteil, SteamPunk Squirrels, Seythennia, Hakk Fiss, Three Rivia Levr, Proctethia, Apartment 11F, HUElavia, Euro Pacifica, Antarctic Empires, Blaash, Nova Montron, Southern Numenor, Aoz, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, House Ahsanul, Enlightened Australasia, Zaelith, A leftover country, East Mantis, Curlyhoward, Myness, Doraya, Laamiva, Eskvenn, Sanden, Page 53, Walloonia, Centristvill, Ebonhand, Yellunstryer, Baltenlands, Farelonia, Noire Denholm, St Oaks, Center Lisle, North Kanuckistan, South Western Korea, Anserisa, RestartAll, Lionstrapower, USNE2018, Unielvan Millorvium, The United Expanse, Japanese Federal Republic, Lioniel, Treir, Crystal Creation, Madhonia, Fredriecan, Poopisiya, Oreo States, Escevola, Synarion, Belschaft, Holota, Martzian, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Ceutalia, Unity of purity, North Catimestistrianes, Qawe, LadyRebels, The Altan, Transtemporal Shifts, Beepee, Scu Greinne, Tioloman, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Shuckle Empire, Sandaoguo, Bichedder, Libedistan, Westenhald, Sedunn, Sodor and Mann, Gonrati, Noimosini, The United Australian States, Populaa, Ipugao, Alambar, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Riozo, Kaleidescooptopia, Rhetiaa, Beblahbleblo, Agletgreenia, Merevane, Storalia, Anatasha, Solanosco, Danily, and Esfalsa.

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