Population | 5.352 billion |
Capital | Kionian City |
Leader | Konnoko |
Faith | Kyonism |
Currency | Kyn |
Animal | Kynling |
The Darker Blue Lands of Kionian is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Konnoko with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 5.352 billion Kionais are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kionian City. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Kionian economy, worth 702 trillion Kyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 131,323 Kyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's favourite colour is blue (Kionian has found 5 easter eggs), the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kionian's national animal is the Kynling, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kyonism.
Kionian is ranked 293,066th in the world and 796th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 4.14 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kionian, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Following new legislation in Kionian, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.
- : Following new legislation in Kionian, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Following new legislation in Kionian, the nation's favourite colour is blue (Kionian has found 5 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Kionian, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kionian.
- : Following new legislation in Kionian, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in Kionian, Kionian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Following new legislation in Kionian, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
- : Kionian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Kionian, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.